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The Chelby! ft. fried chicken in space
Hello! I am The Chelby. I'm 22 and I spend way too much time here. I'm broke and I usually go to college. When I'm not doing that, I'm eating chicken and waffles. My preferred pronouns are bitch, dude, and bro-tisserie chicken.

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

90s90s90s:

Mystery Science Theater 3000

90s90s90s:

Mystery Science Theater 3000


#you tell them robb #this isn’t burger king

#you tell them robb #this isn’t burger king

pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

Needy robotic toaster will sell itself if it feels neglected

iheartchaos:

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If this is the future, I opt-out. 

Brad is the star of ‘Addicted Products,’ a design experiment recently named Best in Show at the 2014 Interaction Awards. As a connected toaster, he’s in constant contact with other connected toasters like him — and thus keenly aware of how much action they’re getting. If he’s not being used as much as his friends, Brad gets upset. He’ll wiggle his little handle to get your attention, begging you to make some toast or at least to give him a reassuring pat on the side. Ignore him long enough, and he’ll take a more drastic measure: pinging a network of potential owners to find a new home.

Read the story here

iheartchaos:

JUST TRYING TO GET TO WORK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN

iheartchaos:

JUST TRYING TO GET TO WORK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir